Pizza mozarella and spinach…. The spinach came right from the freezer I guess
by buckunun
40 Comments
qualityvote2
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/buckunun, find the defendant “Pizza” GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.
fohacidal
Looking like squares of pesto or something
XxPussySlayer710xX
This is an innocent man
Curve_Express3
What in tarnation
Ok_Expression_973
apparently a lot of us have different definitions of justice. straight to jail- no trial no need. 10 years
IndependentLove2292
Ohhhh. I thought that was those green bricks of rat poison.
AdmirableCost5692
Looks like they blended the spinach
tennille_24
This is the pizza shop guy I bet
mensfrightsactivists
is this slices of a block of frozen spinach 😭 if it was rectangular pesto for some reason it would be fine but this is insane to me
osmiumblue66
That’s not so much a crime as it is just…sad.
selfawarefeline
Soylent green is people!
4r4r4real
I thought that was seaweed
East_Bug7312
Never seen caterpillars as a pizza topping before
Estoye
Ah, the Popeye Skoal pouches
AppropriateTouching
They can at least get the frozen spinach thats actually spinach shaped.
lapisnyazuli
Your moss pizza is very beautiful
Tenshiijin
Oh they did ya dirty
Brodiggitty
I’m gonna try this at home. This pizza is innocent!
Aceman1979
It’s sad, it’s minimum-of-effort, and it’s probably put together using ingredients from the very bottom of the freezer. It’s probably not very filling. I would unhesitatingly demolish the lot though.
knusperkrust
Someone forgot to defreeze the spinach 😀
Express_Area_8359
Fresh ingredients
Jellyfish-Ninja
Thought it was poblano peppers squares.
Nuprin_Dealer
I thought somebody dropped some green Lego pieces on this fucker. Crime!
Brains4Beauty
I’m glad I saw your explanation because I had no clue what the green squares were
narrow_octopus
It looks like Warhammer mini figure Astro turf Pizza
chrissymad
I thought this was a different sub (specifically r/shittyVeganFoodPorn specifically) and was impressed by the melty cheese but now I’m just confused what the green rectangles are
madroots2
looks like frozen pizza with some frozen spinach added extra.
Real_Sartre
Without the frozen spinach wedges that pie looks perfectly cooked. Straight to jail
eternal_afropunk
“Let me get a medium baby poo.” 😆
LarenCoe
What the?!…
sleepdeepcoma
Minus the frozen spinach, that looks like some good pizza.
PowerfulGoose
Looks like Canadian goose turds
Winsome_Wolf
Is that…. Nori?
inevitabledoomcute
Is that spinach?
benno4461
Name and shame that shop, they’ve gone too far with their Lego pizza
jjmawaken
Never seen spinach looking like that before 🙁
razhun
Exactly, those are frozen spinach pellets. It’s criminally low effort
SimpleSnoop
My god , fast food , they aren’t even trying anymore….. Look at Chinese food.I’ve had it 3 weeks in a road.It’s perfect.
40 Comments
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/buckunun, find the defendant “Pizza” GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.
Looking like squares of pesto or something
This is an innocent man
What in tarnation
apparently a lot of us have different definitions of justice. straight to jail- no trial no need. 10 years
Ohhhh. I thought that was those green bricks of rat poison.
Looks like they blended the spinach
This is the pizza shop guy I bet
is this slices of a block of frozen spinach 😭 if it was rectangular pesto for some reason it would be fine but this is insane to me
That’s not so much a crime as it is just…sad.
Soylent green is people!
I thought that was seaweed
Never seen caterpillars as a pizza topping before
Ah, the Popeye Skoal pouches
They can at least get the frozen spinach thats actually spinach shaped.
Your moss pizza is very beautiful
Oh they did ya dirty
I’m gonna try this at home. This pizza is innocent!
It’s sad, it’s minimum-of-effort, and it’s probably put together using ingredients from the very bottom of the freezer. It’s probably not very filling. I would unhesitatingly demolish the lot though.
Someone forgot to defreeze the spinach 😀
Fresh ingredients
Thought it was poblano peppers squares.
I thought somebody dropped some green Lego pieces on this fucker. Crime!
I’m glad I saw your explanation because I had no clue what the green squares were
It looks like Warhammer mini figure Astro turf Pizza
I thought this was a different sub (specifically r/shittyVeganFoodPorn specifically) and was impressed by the melty cheese but now I’m just confused what the green rectangles are
looks like frozen pizza with some frozen spinach added extra.
Without the frozen spinach wedges that pie looks perfectly cooked. Straight to jail
“Let me get a medium baby poo.” 😆
What the?!…
Minus the frozen spinach, that looks like some good pizza.
Looks like Canadian goose turds
Is that…. Nori?
Is that spinach?
Name and shame that shop, they’ve gone too far with their Lego pizza
Never seen spinach looking like that before 🙁
Exactly, those are frozen spinach pellets. It’s criminally low effort
My god , fast food , they aren’t even trying anymore….. Look at Chinese food.I’ve had it 3 weeks in a road.It’s perfect.
😲no they didn’t???!
Brother that looks like goose shit